I don't believe what my eyes can't see.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 22:30:27 -0400

ohdickins: littl-ebird: laviesanspeur: lightly-living: iam-livingdeadgirl: nevvzealand: one...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:29:32 -0400

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well

gypsymilk: uhlenah: omfggggg This video makes my day

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:28:56 -0400

gypsymilk:

uhlenah:

omfggggg

This video makes my day

ladymalchav: zillatamer: unimpressedcats: food? no… friend I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:28:26 -0400

ladymalchav:

zillatamer:

unimpressedcats:

food? no… friend

I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like

If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

YOU MAY TAKE MY LIFE

BUT YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MY FOOOOOOOOD

luiji: I miss it

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:27:57 -0400

luiji:

I miss it

10knotes: heresmysilencedvoice: and then sneaks out a different...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:27:46 -0400

10knotes:

heresmysilencedvoice:

and then sneaks out a different unexpected door.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:26:04 -0400

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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Fri, 17 May 2013 11:03:33 -0400

joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:51:31 -0400

joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

shroomfairy: themastercommander: DEAR FUCKING GOD

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:43:59 -0400

shroomfairy:

themastercommander:

DEAR FUCKING GOD

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Thu, 16 May 2013 08:57:07 -0400

octupac: lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:56:44 -0400

octupac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

carlyreajepson: sofalcondone: I’m naked what’s up definitely not anyone’s dick

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:56:36 -0400

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick

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Thu, 16 May 2013 08:56:33 -0400

sluttyoliveoil: haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:56:20 -0400

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

georgewbushofficial: reached goal today

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:56:16 -0400

georgewbushofficial:

reached goal today

ispeakineloquently: fudgeflies: i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts probably...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:56:10 -0400

ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

zeldabuddy: travelingmadness: proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending proof-reads school...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:55:46 -0400

zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

me at the end of the semester

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:55:28 -0400

me at the end of the semester

beyondhighh: When your dealer gives you more weed than you paid for

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:54:18 -0400

beyondhighh:

When your dealer gives you more weed than you paid for